Rumor-Wire: What Would
Happen if the Season Ended Yesterday?
SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL News) - In
his latest Rumor-Wire, Pedregoso Ríos considers what would
happen if the season had ended with last night's results. Though
he's thrilled that this won't happen -- Ríos' Pepino Monos
suck more than Hoover, Bissell and Oreck combined -- he thought
it might be fun to take a snapshot of the league standings to
see who might be crowned champs. In the latest Wire, Ríos
also welcomes the Washingtino Bullets, talks about stepped-up
security around the league, and writes an open letter to Lisa
Brown, who currently owns the coolest team name in the league.
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