Furrow Sends Latest SLPL Newsletter, Ríos Posts New Rumor- Wire

SLPL Columnists Finally Add New Content to the Website


SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL Rumor-Wire) - SLPL Commissioner Rube Furrow and Vice President Pedregoso Ríos finally got off their lazy butts and generated some new content for the league website.

In the SLPL Newsletter, Rube introduces the league to the owner of The Dudes, the 10-year-old dude that's beating us at our own game. Rube also delivers the mandatory "it's a long season" message and the mandatory "it's never too early to pay your ownership fee" message. Check it out here.

In his Rumor-Wire, Ríos dissects how "Boomer" Gallagher has taken control of first place. Ríos also reports on an owner that would rather defend Mo Vaughn than his own mother, explains why our commissioner has been out of sorts lately, and laments the lack of trash talk on the Message Boards. Click here to read all about it.

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