SLPL Website Grows Stale
SANTA LECHUGA (SLPL News) - The SLPL website has turned stale. "Like, c'mon, add some new content already," Las Vegas Losers owner James Woo recently said. "What's the deal? You run out of ideas?"
Woo isn't the only owner disappointed that the website has not been updated in a while. Said Little Angry Brown Guys owner Marc Carig, "I change the oil in my car more often than they update the home page." Miffed Ball Knockers co-owner Katie Livernois said, "That website must be on a cicada cycle." A visibly upset Las Tepetas owner Matt Martin lamented, "I've got Hollies LPs that are fresher than the SLPL website."
Webmaster Pedregoso Ríos, who is supposed to be responsible for updating the website and keeping it fresh, declined to comment for this article.